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Saturday, January 15, 2011

What Tron Did Right: 2010 Loved The 1980s


The start of this decade offered several movies that gladly and blatantly connected themselves to the 1980s. From Scott Pilgrim vs. The World's references to 8-bit video games to those weeks when the nation was once against obsessed with Back To The Future, the Me Decade was big in the cinematic world. Yet of those films that lived on their associations 30 years prior, only Tron: Legacy managed to pull it off. Even Hot Tub Time Machine couldn't swing it and that featured John Cusack at a ski resort in the 1980s.


Tron: Legacy


I'm not saying Tron Legacy was a great movie. It wasn't. Definitely visually impressive, it unfortunately lacked that extra bit of uniqueness that made the original film so memorable.

For example, whereas the original 1982 Tron was a prison break movie done in a science fiction-y landscape, Tron Legacy was a typical science fiction-y film done in a science fiction-y landscape, following most of the tropes of the genre. And, while the original film seemed to connect everything in The Grid to real life computers/computer programming in an understandable, though not wholly realistic, way (i.e. the programs take the form of the creators), Tron Legacy seemed to abandon that premise, opting instead for occasional spurts of nonsensical technobabble and proclamations of “the one.”

Nevertheless, although missing the cleverness of the original film in both concept and execution, what Tron: Legacy did right- and where many of the subsequent movies failed- was respect the source material.

Tron: Legacy did not look upon the original Tron with derision. Kevin Flynn's son didn't mock the Frisbee discs. The original light cycle was treated like a classic car. The movie itself upgraded and expanded upon the effects/look/aspects of The Grid without taking anything away from the original film or the original landscape. While this did not cover up all the film's flaws, it made the movie as a whole more palatable and enjoyable.

Unfortunately, there was no Yahtzee or Moses.



Clash of the Titans

Compare to something like the uninspired Clash of the Titans remake. While the 1981 film isn't as respected or admired as Tron (although Tron itself did not gain respect until relatively recently, as viewers of the 3-D Homer segment of The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror VI might recall), its one blatant reference to the first film drew an immediate line in the sand. (A scene early on features Perseus finding the first COTT's Bubo the Owl in a chest and essentially being told that it's fucking stupid and lame.)


By the way, speaking of “respecting the source material,” Greek mythology features some of the richest stories the world has ever known. Nearly everything drama has tried to accomplish over the past several thousand years was already contemplated by the gods, the demi-gods, and the humans of Greek mythology. 2010 Clash opted to boil down one of the greatest universes the world has ever known to one-dimensional caricatures of Hades and Zeus. To base a movie around their sibling rivalry without even referencing Poseidon is shameful. An excellent CHUD article better discusses the film's problems.


Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

To read my more in-depth review of Wall Street 2, click here.

Just as Tron: Legacy was a sequel to a 1980s film, so was Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Despite having many of the same behind-the-scenes people involved from the 1987 movie, including returning director Oliver Stone, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps failed where Tron: Legacy succeeded.


The film virtually starts with a shot of Gekko's 1980s cell phone as he's being released from prison. While Gekko's old cell phone has become a stock joke over the past couple of years due to its obsolescence, and the scene got good laughs in the trailer, the moment does not fit the tone of Wall Street or its sequel. It's a goofy moment and kind of a hacky gag. Unrealistic that Gekko would bring his cell phone to the prison, the bit is basically the same “Bubo is fucking stupid” joke from Clash of the Titans without the excuse of being Clash of the Titans.

As the movie progresses, things get worse. When Gekko regains his 1980s persona halfway through the film, it feels forced. Michael Douglas' Academy Award-winning role becomes a caricature based on vague, shorthand ideas about the character, rather than who the character actually was or what he would turn into. Over the past several decades, apparently, Charlie Sheen's Bud Fox turned a boozing pussy hound. Obviously meant as an homage to the private life of Charlie Sheen, this brief scene was not believable as a next step in the evolution of Bud Fox considering how his redemption was the core of the entire first film. This serves as yet another example of Wall Street 2 playing to the simplest members of the audience, instead of contributing to the story, the characters, or the source material.

Although Tron Legacy was supposed to be the bigger and more mass-friendly film, Wall Street 2 came across as caring more about (no pun intended) trading in on the first film's name than continuing the tale. Morals are muddled (even the “greed is not just good but legal” line used repeatedly in the advertisements is only loosely touched upon), character motivations make no sense, and points (if there are any) are never actually made. The more one thinks about the film, the worse it is. It's 2010's Superman Returns.


Though not actually sequels or remakes, both The Expendables and Cop Out promised to return to styles of filmmaking long gone in our world of postmodern, self-referential douchery. Neither delivered.

The Expendables

When first announced, audiences had a lot of hope for The Expendables. Sylvester Stallone promised a return to the action movies of the 1980s where actors like Bruce Willis, Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger ruled the box office. Moreover, he swore to do it again with the biggest action stars of that era.

Unfortunately, The Expendables could not pull it off.

For starters, many of the cast were “modern” guys who don't have the connection that old school action heroes do. That's not to say that Randy Couture, Steve Austin, or Terry Crews couldn't make up the next generation of action stars, but they currently lack the iconic status needed for a film like this. The only “modern” performer that fit into this movie was Jason Statham, whose vehicles manage to harken back to that earlier generation while maintaining a modern feel. His movies might not have the staying power of the likes of Cobra or Marked for Death, but in a world where pure action movies are rare, Statham continues the legacy.

The next and biggest problem was the tone. Neither entirely serious nor entirely jokey, 1980s action films existed in a time before movies had to be self-aware and could just be. Sure they were cheesy, but being blind to the cheese made those movies work, made those movies fun. The “badassery” of Tango and Cash or Commando was tempered by their over-the-top dorkiness but they believed in themselves so the audience believed in them. Although now heavily ridiculed, the ability to give a lame one-liner with a straight face right before slaughtering someone is an unappreciated skill.

While The Expendables featured some of the right actors, the one-dimensional villains, the evil corporate guy, and violence, it lacked the soul necessary to be a genuine 1980s action film. It tried too hard to be cool.

Oddly enough, Stallone managed to find the right balance in Rambo and Rocky Balboa.

Cop Out

Before Cop Out was released, director Kevin Smith said that it was his homage to 1980s action-comedies like Beverly Hills Cop, Lethal Weapon, and 48 Hours. He condemned critics for not getting it when the horrific reviews came out. Then he said his goal was to make a film he would like to see with his dad. And then he retreated to Twitter.

I want to like Kevin Smith again. I really do. I even found Zack and Miri Make a Porno enjoyable. But Cop Out was a step backwards for the filmmaker and really showcased his lack of progress as a director. And, more importantly, as a 1980s homage, Cop Out seemed to lack any understanding of the genre.

The buddy cop comedy has a style; a look and a feel that makes them different than the typical action-comedy. The pacing and the style of such films can be imitable, similar to what Todd Phillips managed to accomplish with the Starsky & Hutch movie and the 1970s television cop genre. Kevin Smith did not even seem to try beyond combining a Wild Black Cop with a Serious White Cop.

Among the film's many problems is that most of the genre takes place in California; I don't think any of them were set in Philadelphia, as Cop Out was. It would be like doing a takeoff of the gritty New York Serpico/French Connection crime dramas of the 1970s and setting the movie in St. Louis.

Secondly, in all of those films the two partners pretty much meet for the first time as the movie begins. We see how the uptight cop initially deals with the rogue behavior of Mel Gibson and Eddie Murphy, how they eventually grow together, and how their disparate crime fighting styles mesh. We learn at the start of Cop Out that Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan have been partners for a decade. Had the film been about what happens to an Eddie Murphy/Judge Reinhold-style team ten years down the line, that would be one thing, but Cop Out wasn't about that at all.

Thirdly, in the classic films, despite the crazy cop having unconventional methods, he was still a good cop, just an outside-the-box thinker. In that role, Tracy Morgan comes across as a blithering idiot that you're shocked hadn't shot his face off years ago. He is in the mold of Martin Lawrence in Blue Streak and Martin Lawrence in National Security.

Fourthly, the uptight cop might be straitlaced but, again, still a good cop who is passionate about his work, just a bit too conventional in his methods. He is not, and god help me for saying this, dead the whole movie.

Fifth, as a pair, the partners in buddy cop films do not seem incompetent. Overzealous, but not incompetent. Whether apart or together, Willis and Morgan seem retarded at doing their jobs and neither of them seemed to give a damn about the case. It probably did not help that their chemistry was so bad that the film and their relationship would have been better served had one of them been CGI'ed in later.

Sixth, even when the desk sergeant took Willis/Morgan off the case, he seemed more bored than angry. Again, if this was a guy who was just exhausted about having to suspend these two from the force year after year that would be one thing, but it wasn't.

Cop Out was a certain type of movie, but not the homage to the Buddy Cop Comedy genre it purported to be. Instead, it was Generic Action Comedy With A Black Guy. It was Lethal Weapon 3 (complete with annoying lackey Sean William Scott in place of Joe Pesci's Leo Getz), not Lethal Weapon. It was Showtime with Eddie Murphy and Robert DeNiro. It was I, Spy with Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson. It was not Hot Fuzz or Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, both recent films that showed a real appreciation for and understanding of the genre.

To be fair, there were elements in Cop Out that made it appear as though some people got it. The synthesizer-heavy score by Beverly Hills Cop's Harold Faltermeyer clearly meant to evoke memories of the era. Surprisingly, the “other” cop team of Adam Brody and Kevin Pollack fit the mold. Brody's a rookie, Pollack's a veteran. They have a weird connection over a small thing (in this case boots). They perform actual police work. They seem competent as a team, yet different enough in personalities to play off each other, and they grow to appreciate each other' value throughout the film.


Conclusion

It requires more than merely saying that one respects source material to actually prove that one respects source material. Films, series, books, and genres are more than just individual elements one can pillage from and call it a day. For sequels, it's more than just throwing in an old line here or there that the audience remembers from the first film. Homages require a greater effort than merely replicating the most basic of basics. Tron Legacy seemed to understand this; the other movies did not.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

TRAILER REPORT: Unstoppable




Tony Scott.


The man who directed True Romance,



the erotically charged David Bowie vampire thriller The Hunger,



and the homoerotically charged Tom Cruise Air Force thriller Top Gun




Of course, it's not like his brother, Ridley, has lived up to the potential he showed in Alien and Blade Runner. (Yes, I went there Gladiator and Black Hawk Down fans.)



And while Tony Scott would probably never make anyone's Best Directors list, his direction was perfectly suitable and created some memorable films. Yet, around the time of Enemy of the State (1998), Tony Scott's style changed into something different. He became a fast paced action director, in the bad way. Quick cuts and extreme close-ups filmed with the graininess of a cheap 1990s digital camcorder began to define Scott's work, fully forming in 2004's Man on Fire and getting driven to excess 2005's Domino.



In November 2010, Tony Scott continues this trend with Unstoppable. Starring old stand-by Denzel Washington (star of three Scott's last four films: 2004's Man on Fire, 2006's Deja Vu, 2009's The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3) and new Captain Kirk Chris Pine, Unstoppable is about a train. … AND THIS TRAIN IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!



The trailer begins introducing young go-getter Chris Pine and weathered veteran Denzel Washington who works at some sort of train station. After exchanging hack barbs (“I just don't like working in a damned day care center.” “I don't like working in a retirement home”) with a couple of other train guys, we learn that it's Chris Pine's training day.


Monkey in an Engineer's Outfit's Got Nothing On Me

(It's not racist, it's a riff on the King Kong line.)

(He won the damned Oscar.)


Like in most buddy cop films, we learn that Chris Pine has something of a wife, and Denzel Washington has two daughters. Combined with the shot of them watching Denzel being all action hero on the news near the end of the trailer and Denzel being an “average” guy who ends up being a superman, I'm pretty sure his character went through the exact same thing in Pelham.



But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself. After all, we need a plot! There's a train of adorrrrrrrrrrrrrable children also riding the rails! These kids have the level of adorability that I'm relatively sure Sam Raimi made fun of in Spider-Man on the Roosevelt Island tram.


Then a giant train goes VROOOOOOOOM.


Cut to Rosario Dawson (star of one of the worst sequels of all time- Clerks 2) talking to train employee/half-wits Ethan Suplee (star of underrated follow-up and cult comedy classic- Mallrats) and some other guy. She explains the movie's plot.



Rosario Dawson: “We have an unmanned train rolling into a highly populated area with no air brakes...?”

Ethan: “Yeah.”


It gets worse...

There's an Evil White Corporate Guy.



Evil White Corporate Guy: “What do we have to worry about in terms of cargo?”

Rosario “ Eight freight cars of hazardous chemicals. We're not just talking about a train, we're talking about a missile the size of a Chrysler building!!”

Didn't Rob Lowe star in this as a TV movie on NBC?





It gets worse

Denzel: “I need to know where that train is!”

Guy: “We're not sure!”

Denzel in his classic semi-sarcastic/semi-serious manner: “You're not sure? Well find out!”




It gets worse

Ethan Suplee's Friend: “It gets worse.”

Guy: “I got 150 students coming in on some field trip!”

Yes, now the adorrrrrrrrrrable children are in danger.

At this point, you expect to hear about how the children are disabled in some way



and that there are also puppies on the track



and those puppies are the guardians for new born kitties...

...and those kittens are being sent to an orphanage...


run by nuns.


But not the types of nuns who hate gay people!


Eventually, Denzel and Chris Pine decide to go on a suicide mission because it's what people do in movies like this but...

It gets worse


Evil White Corporate Guy (because it's always an evil white corporate guy) “is not risking this company just because some engineer wants to play hero!” Of course Evil White Corporate Guy must protect the profits! Look at Evil White Corporate Guy up there in his Evil White Corporate Tower doing Evil White Corporate Things, far away from the 20-45 mile event radius where if the train crashes EVERYBODY DIES.


And then the trailer shows a montage of the giant chase for the train. A big mess of cop cars that flip over several times.



Helicopters in danger. Guys hanging from helicopters that slam into trains. In some way it's like Airport 1975.




Denzel pulls out the “tell my wife and children I love them!!!!!”


Explosions.



More explosions.




And even more explosions!



And it ends with the trademark Denzel laugh.


Much like the rest of Tony Scott's filmography Unstoppable seems like another trite, forgettable action film. His films over the past decade or so have never really been major hits, usually falling in the mid-$60 millions (Man on Fire was his biggest success with $77 million; Domino his biggest failure at $10 million- maybe that's why he feels the need to include Denzel Washington in everything), and Unstoppable will likely fall in the mid-$60s as well. Opening November 12 it faces competition from alien invasion thriller Skyline (also 11/12), Paul Haggis' Russell Crowe/Liam Neeson prison escape drama The Next Three Days (11/19), and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollow Part 1 (11/19).