Tuesday, October 5, 2010

TRAILER REPORT: Life As We Know It


Not a movie based on the shortlived Kelly Osbourne 2004 high school drama...

Continuing the high standard of excellence established by Kate Hudson's 2004 career killer, Raising Helen, October 8th welcomes Life as We Know It to theaters.




As the trailer shows, Life as We Know It teaches us several very important life lessons.


  1. Babies go poop. Then, they poop again.


  1. If you think you're happy living a carefree life in your late 20s/early 30s, you are dead wrong, Only by being forced to raise a child will you realize just how selfish and worthless your existence actually is.


  1. Katherine Heigl continues to excel at playing uptight cunts who only need a glass of wine and to be in the presence of a scruffy meathead stereotype to spread her legs like a stripper in the presence of a coke dealer.

  1. Babies go poop. Then, they poop again.

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